Hookers
Stripes
15/07/2004

Here, so you don't think ALL I talk about is Warren...have a little humor from a convo with Swirls.

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Swirls says:

yesterday, our teacher was telling us (me, joe konetski - a triangle, and thomas kindred) that when he was stationed in the phillipines back in the 70's that you could get a really good looking whore for an entire day for $35

Roni Ann: "aka Amnai Churarei" says:

rofl

Swirls says:

and that his unit would regularly take trips from okinawa back to the phillipines during their shore leave just to get laid

Swirls says:

cause it was like $50 in okinawa, and the girls weren't nearly as pretty

Roni Ann: "aka Amnai Churarei" says:

hey, at least he's honest....haha

Swirls says:

yup

Roni Ann: "aka Amnai Churarei" says:

wonder what the going rate is now....

Swirls says:

dunno

Swirls says:

haven't been to las vegas for about 15 yrs

Swirls says:

and when i was 5, i was a lil young to be picking up hookers

Roni Ann: "aka Amnai Churarei" says:

so would you be picking them up now?

Swirls says:

*shrugs*

Swirls says:

depends if they're a burner or not

Swirls says:

depends if they're hot or not

Swirls says:

depends if they're cheap or not

Roni Ann: "aka Amnai Churarei" says:

lol

Swirls says:

there's a lot of thought that goes into buying a good whore

Swirls says:

it's just like my dad told me one day... "son, you're better off buying a good looking whore for life than you are at getting married. because sex is the only good thing that comes from marriage. so it's better to spend money for sex your entire life and save the rest than it is to have your damned wife spend all your money and get sex for free."

Swirls says:

of course my mom was in the room and got kinda pissed at that comment

Roni Ann: "aka Amnai Churarei" says:

LOL......that's good

Roni Ann: "aka Amnai Churarei" says:

you know, you always make me laugh

Swirls says:

*shrugs*

Swirls says:

i just try to tell what's on my mind

Roni Ann: "aka Amnai Churarei" says:

well keep it up

Swirls says:

they're normally asshole comments that piss people off

Swirls says:

but for some reason they make you laugh

Roni Ann: "aka Amnai Churarei" says:

I'm strange.....plus I'm upset over the bf not being able to come back to umr in fall...so anything cheers me up

Swirls says:

yeah

Roni Ann: "aka Amnai Churarei" says:

*shrug* so you dont piss me off

Swirls says:

damn

Swirls says:

i'll be sure to try harder next time

Swirls says:

just for you

Roni Ann: "aka Amnai Churarei" says:

good luck

Swirls says:

well i've gotta get to class

Swirls says:

later alligator

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