So I was reading The Missouri Miner just now because I have no life (for those that don't know, that's UMR's paper)...anyway...I usually like the horoscopes. They are usually rather humorous.

This week though, mine is SO NOT COOL.

Whoever wrote this...we need to have a word.

Aquarius (Jan 21 - Feb 19):
Don't bother reading the sex column. You won't be having sex.

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Not funny.