Since some UMR people read my journal, I though I'd add an entry just for them.

While skimming through the internet, I found this on laughnet.net:

Top Ten Reasons To Date An Engineer

10. Complimentary Tutoring

9. Large Earning Potential

8. Can handle stress and strain relationships

7. Knows all about the dynamics of relative motion

6. Learn about the benefits of friction and viscosity

5. FREE body diagrams

4. Always back up their hard drives

3. Trained to do it right the first time

2. Specialized in experimentation

1. Can go all night without hint of fatigue

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Think that's funny?

Scared because it describes you?

Oh no, my dearest friends, it gets even more funny.

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10 Reasons not to date an engineer

10. T-Shirt & Jeans are their formal dress. Hot dog and a 6-pack is their seven-course meal.

9. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.

8. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussy cat.

7. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm, daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.

6. No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.

5. Listens to classical rock only. Hates everything from Bach to Prince.

4. Touches his car more than you.

3. Talks in Acronym.

2. Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.

1. Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.

Is there any UMR guys that I didn't just describe? LOL!

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I love my UMR buds...LOL!