As if I wasn't already feeling trapped by being at home with no car:

The house phone doesn't work.
The cell phones ALL got shut off.
I don't have any more minutes on my emergency tracfone.
The net is going away, too.

*sniffles*

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

So if anyone wants my snail mail address so I won't be lonely...message me and I'll try to send it to you (unless the net is shut off before then)