Dearest Boyfriend of Mine,
Do you remember the cold thing you gave me? Or rather, that I caught from you? Well, I'm tired of it now so you can have it back :)
Oh and after much inspection...I have decided that I'm 99.9999999% sure that this pair of socks is, in fact, yours. *holds up socks*
They will be returned for a kiss.
Love,
Your Insanely Depressed and Crazy Girlfriend