Dont Do It
Stripes
11/04/2005

I'm too lazy to delete the time tags...but I did change our screen names.

You sooo must see this:

Bradley (11:01:42 PM): YOU of all people would appreciate this.
Me (11:01:51 PM): ok what?
*file sent*
Me (11:04:10 PM): hahahahaha
Bradley (11:04:20 PM): YES!!!!! You like it?
Bradley (11:04:34 PM): I KNEW YOU would.
Me (11:04:41 PM): aw why's that?
Bradley (11:05:18 PM): Cause, you like the morbid me.
Bradley (11:05:23 PM): and only you really understand me. lol
Me (11:05:42 PM): that's so fuckin awesome though
Bradley (11:06:04 PM): lol, you like it??? like really like it?
Me (11:06:11 PM): I love it...
Bradley (11:06:16 PM): I LIKE IT TOO!!!
Me (11:06:28 PM): that could be a poster... I'd be amused
Bradley (11:06:46 PM): And you're not asking me "are you sad? are you really trying to kill yourself? is that a real gun? why's your finger in the trigger?..."
Bradley (11:06:58 PM): Oh. We titled it.
Bradley (11:07:13 PM): "Don't Do It: What Rolla Does To People"
Me (11:07:34 PM): bradley....I know.... I dont need to ask questions LOL
Me (11:08:50 PM): wow, I havent smiled like this in days
Me (11:09:03 PM): that should sooo be my desktop
Bradley (11:09:09 PM): It's mine.
Bradley (11:09:41 PM): No it's not a real gun. It's an Airsoft. Yes I unloaded it, I cleared it and even dry-fired the thing. No the magazine's not empty but there's not one in the action.
Me (11:10:11 PM): so I actually did make it my desktop just b/c it makes me smile.... and yeah it looks like a thing Bob has
Bradley (11:10:27 PM): Look at it.
Bradley (11:10:51 PM): The UMR logo. The Stars and Stripes in the background. My crazy, blank, emotionless face. The black eyes.
Bradley (11:10:57 PM): ALL COMPLETELY ACCIDENTAL.
Me (11:11:01 PM): Yeah I was about to point out your eyes
Bradley (11:11:33 PM): The only thing we planned was the gun and the camera. Everything else, just, well, fell into place.
Me (11:12:14 PM): LOL
Me (11:12:45 PM): you've lost weight...btw
Bradley (11:13:45 PM): I have not.
Bradley (11:13:50 PM): I've maintained. I think...
Bradley (11:14:09 PM): BUT I"VE MAINTAINED!!!!
Me (11:14:24 PM): god I so want to put that in my journal but...ya know... that' dbe wrong of me
Bradley (11:14:36 PM): lol..ok?
Me (11:14:43 PM): can I?
Bradley (11:14:56 PM): grr....no.
Bradley (11:15:02 PM): were it anybody else, yes.
Bradley (11:15:03 PM): but..no.
Bradley (11:15:07 PM): well...
Bradley (11:15:20 PM): I know your crowd of friends, and they ALL like psychotic humor.
Bradley (11:15:26 PM): but no. soddy.
Me (11:15:44 PM): hey at least I ask
Bradley (11:16:06 PM): screw it...do it.
Bradley (11:16:18 PM): just make sure you disclaim it like I did.
Me (11:17:07 PM): wait how did you disclaim it? LOL
Me (11:17:41 PM): no no I got it covered
Bradley (11:17:53 PM): ok.

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So ladies and gents... be prepared.... be ready.... for....

"Don't Do It: What Rolla Does To People"

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