| Your Boobies' Names Are: Abercrombie & Fitch |
| RONIANN | ||
|---|---|---|
| R | is for | Romantic |
| O | is for | Odd |
| N | is for | Normal |
| I | is for | Industrious |
| A | is for | Abstract |
| N | is for | Naughty |
| N | is for | Normal |
| Your Porn Star Name is: Spanky Bottoms |
| In 1985 (the year you were born) |
| Ronald Reagan is president of the US Live Aid, a 17 hour rock concert broadcasts worldwide from London and Philadelphia, raising $70 million for starving Africans An 8.1 magnitude earthquake hits Mexico City and results in about 25,000 deaths Vocano "Nevada del Ruiz" erupts near Bogota, Columbia causing mud slides that bury two towns American Jew Jonathan Pollard is arrested for giving military secrets to Israel Mikhail Gorbachev becomes Soviet leader New Coke is released on the 99th anniversary of Coca-Cola The GNU Manifesto first written by Richard Stallman Kansas City Royals win the World series San Francisco 49ers win Superbowl XIX Edmonton Oilers win the Stanley Cup Back to the Future is the top grossing film Less Than Zero by Bret Easton Ellis is published David Lee Roth leaves Van Halen to begin a solo career "Careless Whisper" by Wham! spends the most time at the top of the US charts Elmo is introduced on Sesame Street The Golden Girls and Growing Pains premiere |
| Your Girl Parts Are Named: Easy Bake Oven |
| It's Not Sex. It's ... : Filling the Creme Doughnut |
| Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is: Tinkering With the R2 Unit |
| Your 80s Theme Song: |
| Your 80s Theme Song is I Love Rock N Roll by Joan Jett |
| Your Hippie Chick Name is: Wintersweet |
| Your Drag Queen Name is: Sugar Snatch |