Looks
Stripes
08/01/2005

You should always like how you look.
This is why:


A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have
another 43 years, two months and eight days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much
more time to live, she figured she might as well look nicer.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by
an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I
had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
that ambulance?"

God replied, "GirrLLLLLL..., I didn't even recognize you."

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