What happens when your bf is majoring in mechanical engineering, you ask? Well, you start finding engineering humor :D
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You Might Be An Engineer If...
* You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
* You enjoy pain.
* You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
* You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force".
* You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
* It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
* You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver".
* You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
* You think in "math".
* You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
* You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
* You have a pet named after a scientist.
* You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
* The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
* You can translate English into Binary.
* You can't remember what's behind the door in the engineering building which says "Exit".
* You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
* You are completely addicted to caffeine.
* You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
* You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy".
* When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
* The "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
* You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
* The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it.
* You bring a computer manual / technical journal as vacation reading.
* The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
* You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting the salesperson.
* You're in line for the guillotine... it stops working properly... and you offer to fix it.
* You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.
* You have any "Dilbert" comics displayed in your work area.
* You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
* You have never backed up your hard drive.
* You haven't bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married.
* You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.
* You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.
* You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon
* You've ever calculated how much you make per second.
* Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the gadgets.
* You understood more than five of these jokes.
* You make a copy of this list, and post it on your door (or your home page !)
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So...yesterday was Warren's birthday. I had no way to go see him though :(
But hey, at least I got a hold of him :D
I really like him a lot.
There's just something about his personality.
He's so sweet and such fun to just talk to.
I'm happy.
I really am.
WE are happy.
I finally told him about how comfortable I felt with him on Saturday. I mean, he touched my knee and I didn't knock his lights out, surely that means something :P
Here, have some more tidbit from Warren convos:
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Roni Ann says:
what's with your name now?
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
i'm happy
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
lol
Roni Ann says:
what cha happy about?
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
stuph... lol
Roni Ann says:
aww, tell me
Roni Ann says:
pwease?
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
us?
Roni Ann says:
really?
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
yep
Roni Ann says:
that's good
Roni Ann says:
when did this happen? LOL
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
always have been... ever since we met
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
lol
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Awww, we're happy :)
I haven't been this happy in a long, long, LONG time.
Anyway, here's some more:
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Roni Ann says:
so...what is your fantasy anyway? since...you know my baseball one...
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
to have sex for 12 hours straight without stopping
Roni Ann says:
how are you going to pull THAT one off?
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
patience and practice lol
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Roni Ann says:
but you'll have to tell me if you pull that 12-hr one off
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
lol
Roni Ann says:
with details
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
lol it might be you that receives the 12 hrs of sex lol
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
if you wish for it
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
and be nice enough lol
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Roni Ann says:
yeah yeah, I'm innocent
Roni Ann says:
it'll be a long time before you see second base even
Roni Ann says:
although, it depends on how you define your bases
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
ya ... well then it just means that you'll have to wait even longer before you get the 12 hrs of sex lol
Roni Ann says:
*shrug* I could wait
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
ya... but it's very tempting
Roni Ann says:
nah...but how do YOU define your bases?
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
first, kiss; second, feeling up; third, hands down pants; home plate, ... well...
Roni Ann says:
how long would you guesstimate it takes you to reach each base? LOL
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
long time
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
long time
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
long time
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
and long time
Roni Ann says:
well you've sorta been on first
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
lol
Roni Ann says:
so....if that's your definition of long time...
Roni Ann says:
lol
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
well... lol i could define it as that... but then we'd be "banging" home plate in less than a week
Roni Ann says:
yeah, wont happen
Roni Ann says:
LOL
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
lol
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
you're mean
Roni Ann says:
I'm not mean
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
sure ...
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So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
ok, so (estimate) first base... how long?
Roni Ann says:
hmm....first base was kiss, right?
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
i believe so
Roni Ann says:
....anytime ya want
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
lol
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
second?
Roni Ann says:
somewhere in between aug-oct
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
third?
Roni Ann says:
between sept-jan
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
and the home run?
Roni Ann says:
depends on when the others happened.....
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
ball park figure?
Roni Ann says:
if it keeps going well....and if I still feel comfortable....
Roni Ann says:
hmm
Roni Ann says:
I really...dont know
Roni Ann says:
but I do know you can skip bases
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
lol
Roni Ann says:
LOL
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
had something in mind?
Roni Ann says:
...no....
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
are you sure?
Roni Ann says:
no
Roni Ann says:
LOL
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
you're suggesting a base skip? lol
Roni Ann says:
*shrug*..just saying, it could happen
Roni Ann says:
but you cant just skip on to homerun
So / Let's get a party going (Let's get a party going!) / Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (PARTY HARD!) says:
lol
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Anyway, yesterday I made a goof up.
A BIG SLIP.
Usually before we log off or get off the phone or something, we usually say something like "I like you" and "I like you, too"...ok?
Well, I don't know HOW I made this slip...but I sorta said the wrong "L" word. I tried to correct it, I did. But...well, that didn't work:
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Roni Ann says:
I love ya
Roni Ann says:
...............
Warren says:
i love you too roni
Roni Ann says:
like******
Warren says:
lol
Warren says:
too late
Warren says:
you said "love"
Warren says:
and i replied
Roni Ann says:
awww
Roni Ann says:
g'night warren..and use which ever word ya want
Warren says:
lol
Roni Ann says:
I'll catch ya soon
Warren says:
gnite roni
Warren says:
love ya
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Wonder if I should tell him the rule? You know, "dont say it if you dont mean it"...hehe...
Yeah yeah, I'm crazy about him :)