*announcer's voice comes on*
It's time for our favorite show....ASK RONI!!!!
This is a show in which Roni answers recently asked questions which previously, she chose to ignore.
*announcer speaks*
"Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for our first guest...please welcome Sarah!"
*crowd claps*
*announcer speaks*
"All right Sarah...what's your question?"
*Sarah*
"What's love?"
*Roni thinks about it...and answers*
"Love is being willing to die for that person; it's the most indescribable, yet strong, feelings for someone; it's wanting to hold on to them no matter what; it's being willing to sacrifice your own happiness for theirs; it's when a smile can make you warmer than the sun"...*crowd claps*..."are you getting the picture?"
*Sarah answers*
"No"
*Roni replies in a monotone voice*
"Guess you're not ready for love. You'll know when you find it. Trust me. It's something you just know."
*crowd claps*
*announcer speaks*
"Now for our next guest...please welcome Chris!"
*Chris enters*
*crowd claps*
*Roni speaks*
"Welcome, Chris...so you have a question for me?"
*Chris replies*
"yeah I do...so, know that question I asked the other day at play practice?"
*Roni rolls eyes*
*Chris continues*
"Yeah, that one"
*Roni answers*
"Kory Willer"
*Chris responds*
"Who the f*ck?"
*announcer comes back and speaks*
"Now please welcome...WAIT!"..*looks around*..."uh? Anyone out there?"
*crickets chirp*
*Roni talks*
"No, they all left...they got bored."
*announcer laughs and talks*
"Oh"
Tune in later on...someday...for the next "ASK RONI"