Dear Kroger Shopper,
Hi. I'm your favorite lane 6 cashier and I'd just like to say there are a few things you could do to make my life easier.
1. Do NOT yell at me when the power goes out. It's the ice's fault. Not mine.
2. Do NOT get mad at me when the power outage results in no credit/debit cards working. C'mon you shouldn't rely solely on them anyway.
3. When you see the power is out and we tell you the belt is not working, don't put your groceries at the end of it and just stare at us. We don't have super long arms.
4. When you see the registers going out one by one, don't bitch at us that we should give you a discount.
5. When there is a sign on the door saying "We're sorry, we're closed due to power outage. Sorry"...do not proceed to bang on it and yell "let me in"...it's just creepy AND annoying.
6. Don't try to get in the back either, that's just stalkerish.
Thank you.

In conclusion, I really hope the power is back on and that the shelves are restocked when I go in tomorrow. Ick.