Have u ever.....
(x) lived in the country?
( ) lived south of the mason-dixon line?
(x) shot a gun?
(x) owned a gun?
( ) hunted?
(x) driven a truck?
Subtotal= 4

(x) chewed tabaco?
( ) driven a tractor?
(x) listened to country?
(x) owned a country cd?
(x) fished?
(x) worn a cowboy hat?
(x) worn cowboy boots? Subtotal= 6

( ) ridden a horse?
(x) seen a farm?
(X) worked on a farm?
( ) lived in a farm house?
(X) owned a farm animal?
(X) worn a carhart?
( ) lived in a trailer?
(x) worked on a car?
Subtotal= 5

(x) seen a nascar race?
( ) been to a nascar race?
(x) been to an oval track?
(x) seen a demolition derby?
( ) seen a figure 8 race?
(x) talked on a cb radio?
( ) had a cb in your car?
( ) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
Subtotal= 4

( ) ridden a dirtbike?
(X) owned more than two cars that don't run?
(x) been to a junkyard
(x) drank beer?
( ) party in the woods where only trucks can get?
(x) been in a ford vs. chevy argument?
( ) gone cow tipping?
Subtotal= 4

(X) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower?
( ) been sprayed with deer pee?
(x) wear camo?
( ) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin
(X) had to take a bath in the river?
Subtotal= 3

( ) drank white lightning?
( ) had your whole family on the front porch?
(x) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever?
( ) own a rebel flag?
(x) eaten deer meat?
(x) cooked over a fire?
( ) been muddin'?
Subtotal= 3

Now times your score by 2 and post it as "I'm % redneck".
If your redneck score is over 30, you can officially call yourself a redneck

SUBTOTAL: 29
X2: 58
I'm 58% redneck