So I'm giving a speech about Mobtown today.

Who actually tries to persuade people to go to Moberly?
*sighs* apparently I do.

...What is the world coming to when I have to talk about Moberly?

At least I can ramble on and on about the history, I guess... *shrugs* I don't know. It's just funny. I've spent most my life trying to tell people to stay away and get out of Moberly...and now I'm trying to send people there?

WISH ME LUCK!