"LOVE"
I really do hate that word.
Love.
I mean what is it really all about?
People use it for all the wrong reasons. It's a manipulative tool. I mean do people really expect you to just bow down to them just because they said a simple, 4-letter word?
I think I should just banish this word from all of our vocabulary.
...
However...then a new word would be made...my luck it'd be something like "falompho"
Yeah, that's it.
I made a word.
"Honey, I falompho you ...so f*ckin' obey me!"
GRRR...I mean can't you just see that happening?
So anyway...in conclusion, William, I'm not "in falompho" with you. You picked a poor time to start using that so-called "love" word. You think it holds a power over me or something that it doesn't.
TAKE IT BACK.

You can't steal me away...