AHhhhh...now THIS is good :D
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PINK CURTAINS

A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains.

The salesman assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her many kinds of different fabrics of curtains she finally picks out a pink floral pattern. The salesman asks, "What size do you need?"

She says, "15 inches."

He exclaims, "15 INCHES! .......What room are they for?"

She says, "It's not for a room, it's for my computer monitor."

The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."

The blonde says, "HELLooooooo......... I've got Windows.!!"