A lady goes into Walmart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for
the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her
that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All
of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!" The clerk, not knowing what to
do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the woman and
asks, "What's wrong?" She explains the situation with the toaster. He
tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on
special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
starts screaming, "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M
GETTING SCREWED!" ---Her money was refunded.