You know, being a jackass is one thing. Trying to be a jackass to a guy you know's gf about that guy...that's really just wrong.
I changed the name to "Evil Guys" because I'm not positive which of them was using Nick's machine at the time.
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Evil Guys:
HI Roni Kent says hi.
Roni Ann says:
ok, tell Kent hi back
Evil Guys: -
Warren showed me his penis today.
Roni Ann says:
um...ok
Evil Guys:
He kept talking about it.
Evil Guys
Saying hte same sentence over and over, it wsas ickyl.
Roni Ann says:
uh...are you ok?
Evil Guys:
He showed it to the whole gang.
Evil Guys:
BNot overly, a little sicked out.
Roni Ann says:
....
Evil Guys:
It was like some sort of circus act.
Roni Ann says:
um, am I suppose to care? LOL
Evil Guys:
Ain't you his woman-friend?
Roni Ann says:
yeah....your point?
Evil Guys:
Or did he just buy you off of Ebay?
Evil Guys:
That would be cool.
Roni Ann says:
all right...identify yourself
Roni Ann says:
LOL
Evil Guys:
And fitting and junk.
Roni Ann says:
I demand to see your id card and know why you think I should care if he showed "guys" his penis
Roni Ann says:
LOL
Evil Guys:
"guys"
Evil Guys:
Thats odd.
Evil Guys:
Would you feel better if he showed girls his penis?
Roni Ann says:
no, see i'd kill him then
Evil Guys:
Marya was here.
Evil Guys:
She's like one of the guys, only bad stick wanting action.
Roni Ann says:
and you want me to know all of this....why?
Roni Ann says:
it's not like I'd get mad at him for it
Evil Guys:
Well, it's good to know.
Evil Guys:
In case you ever need a party joke.
Roni Ann says:
if I need a party joke, I've got plenty
Evil Guys:
I hate this keyboard.
Evil Guys:
Tell me of these party jokes.
Evil Guys:
That are not Warren.
Roni Ann says:
I have no reason to joke about Warren....so trust me, they arent warren related
Evil Guys:
Jeff wants to know about the birth mark.
Evil Guys:
When did it happen?
Roni Ann says:
Roni is going to shut up for a few hours...let her know when you want to talk about something serious
Evil Guys:
KO
Roni Ann says:
ok*
Evil Guys:
HOly crap, KO stands for Knock out.
Evil Guys:
I thought all little mans of America knowed that.
Roni Ann says:
not all little mans of America are into boxing
Evil Guys:
Yet the little manette I am talking to must.
Roni Ann says:
possibly...what's it to ya?
Evil Guys:
Its worth eh.
Evil Guys:
I go away now to adventure differantes.
Roni Ann says:
good for you
Roni Ann says:
...
Roni Ann says:
and for future reference, you guys really shouldnt enjoy discussing other guys penises....ever....
Evil Guys:
darling when something is that small the national enquirer won't even print about it. When you got proof it's good gossip for a week.
Roni Ann says:
trust me, no guy could ever be as small as my ex was
Roni Ann says:
barbie clothes were too big for it
Evil Guys:
well, if you found one, you might find another tiny one.
Roni Ann says:
all guys exaggerate on their size...so truth be known, yours is tiny
Evil Guys:
yeah, but this one is special. More colors then a rainbow bright reunion
Evil Guys:
well, let's put cocks behind us. How was that toothbrush's taste after you fished it out of that other chick?
Roni Ann says:
um, what toothbrush and what chick? and that sounds soooo gross
Evil Guys:
What was her name, Sarah, I think. So how was th fishing trip?
Roni Ann says:
I'll let you know if that ever happens
Evil Guys:
Funny, that was Paris Hiltons reply when asked about her video.
Roni Ann says:
hey dont mention Paris....she's got the guy I lust after...LOL
Evil Guys:
Last night she was showing off her pork. It's Korsher.
Roni Ann says:
really dont want to know
Roni Ann says:
I'm innocent
Evil Guys:
If the glove don't fit, eh?
Roni Ann says:
no trust me...I'm a good girl
Evil Guys:
After those years as a choir boy I'm not surprised.
Roni Ann says:
choir boys are usually all fags
Evil Guys:
Who want guys. You admit you want a guy don't you?
Roni Ann says:
....what?
Roni Ann says:
are you ok?
Evil Guys:
The voices in my head say there are 8 of us and one of us has a balloon up his ass.
Roni Ann says:
a balloon up the ass...ay?
Roni Ann says:
take pics...it could be amusing
Evil Guys:
And what would warren think of this, hrm darling?
Roni Ann says:
first off, dont ever call me darling
Roni Ann says:
second off...who said I wanted to see the pics...you really imply way too much
Roni Ann says:
third, what warren and I do or discuss would be our business, not yours
Evil Guys:
The web cam says otherwise and he can only hold 3 pink balloons.
Roni Ann says:
wtf?
Evil Guys:
www.seekinkywarren.com 39.95 a month!
Roni Ann says:
eh heh...heh...you know, apparently you arent aware of the rules
Evil Guys:
Which rules do you speak of? I know many. Parhaps you speak of Parchisi?
Roni Ann says:
the rules that are as follows:
Mess with Warren...I kick your ass.
Talk about Warren...I kick your ass.
Tease/bother/degrade or anything Warren...I kick your ass.
Piss me off...I kick your ass.
Roni Ann says:
those rules
Roni Ann says:
so I'd step carefully if I were you
Evil Guys:
All hail the might warren! For he is the God of Fertility and Sexual Harrasment Pandas!
Roni Ann says:
mighty* gosh, get it right
Evil Guys:
If I touched people in places which warren touched Marya I would be sitting in a jail cell next to Micheal Jackson.
Roni Ann says:
good..and while you're there...you might get ass raped..b/c that's more action than you've probably seen in a while
Evil Guys:
Nope, I had the greatest show watching marya screaming and cumming with Warren touching her just a few hours ago.
Roni Ann says:
well, looks like he's stealing your woman then
Evil Guys:
*Falls over laughing* He's welcome to her if he wants her. He obvious doesn't care for you. Watch him. I'm serious and all joking and evilness aside.
Roni Ann says:
you know, there's something you should know
Roni Ann says:
You cant upset me or make me mad at Warren.
Evil Guys:
Ok, darling, when he runs off with something else. (I can't believe I just typed that), It's your friendly anomynous computer jacking friend that warned you. He's begged me personally to hide him if you come by.
Roni Ann says:
what did I say about calling me darling?
Roni Ann says:
and really oh wise one that wants to give advice...you should know, if you cant spell anonymous, I wont be taking your advice ever
Evil Guys:
how about hun, babe, or dawg? All have been used before on guys and girls equally.
Roni Ann says:
no...I'm not anything to you and thus you have no reason to address me as such
Evil Guys:
Ah yes my horrible spelling. I admit I have little ability in it.
Evil Guys:
Then good day to you ma'am.
Roni Ann says:
crazy guys
Roni Ann says:
you know, really...you all deserve a bullet to the ass