*announcer's voice comes on*

It's time for our favorite show....ASK RONI!!!!

This is a show in which Roni answers recently asked questions which previously, she chose to ignore.

*announcer speaks*

"Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for our first guest...please welcome Sarah!"

*crowd claps*

*announcer speaks*

"All right Sarah...what's your question?"

*Sarah*

"What's love?"

*Roni thinks about it...and answers*

"Love is being willing to die for that person; it's the most indescribable, yet strong, feelings for someone; it's wanting to hold on to them no matter what; it's being willing to sacrifice your own happiness for theirs; it's when a smile can make you warmer than the sun"...*crowd claps*..."are you getting the picture?"

*Sarah answers*

"No"

*Roni replies in a monotone voice*

"Guess you're not ready for love. You'll know when you find it. Trust me. It's something you just know."

*crowd claps*

*announcer speaks*

"Now for our next guest...please welcome Chris!"

*Chris enters*

*crowd claps*

*Roni speaks*

"Welcome, Chris...so you have a question for me?"

*Chris replies*

"yeah I do...so, know that question I asked the other day at play practice?"

*Roni rolls eyes*

*Chris continues*

"Yeah, that one"

*Roni answers*

"Kory Willer"

*Chris responds*

"Who the f*ck?"

*announcer comes back and speaks*

"Now please welcome...WAIT!"..*looks around*..."uh? Anyone out there?"

*crickets chirp*

*Roni talks*

"No, they all left...they got bored."

*announcer laughs and talks*

"Oh"

Tune in later on...someday...for the next "ASK RONI"