I found this at
http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/About_Men.html
and it's so true:

About Men

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men

have no money.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men

with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat

heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are

heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are

cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and

have some money and thank God are heterosexual are

shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

The men who never make the first move,

automatically lose interest on us when we take the

initiative.

NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's

job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into

something you'd like to have dinner with.