I *heart* my drunk friends.
Really...
without them, I'd die of boredom.
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Exhibit A: (Please note, name has been changed to protect the innocent drunk)
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drunk friend: hey
Me: hi
Me: how are ya?
drunk friend: great
drunk friend: uou?
Me: I'm sore...but doing awesome
drunk friend: y are you sore?
drunk friend: banging lots fp guys
Me: heh....riiiiiight
drunk friend: oh whatever
Me: hey now, I'm a good girl ;-)
drunk friend: i'm driunk
Me: I know you are
Me: you always are
drunk friend: yo9urha right
drunk friend: whategv3er
drunk friend: anyways i' sgot ot go
Me: ok drunk boy
Me: just remember to put the toilet lid down
drunk friend: whateger
Me: um bye
drunk friend: ????
Me: you said you had to go
Me: so um go?
Me: I can bug you later
drunk friend: yeah
drunk friend: ttyl
Me: bye babe
drunk friend: babe
drunk friend: wtf
Me: ... I was being friendly
Me: now go
drunk friend: i anint' no oes babe
drunk friend: t5ty
drunk friend: l
Me: haha...wow, ok bye