I have some of the weirdest dreams lately.
Last night, I dreamt of Doug. No biggie, right? What's wrong with dreaming of hot sex?
Well I'll tell you what's wrong with it.
I get to his house in my dream...and he tells me about how great I am and how much he likes me...and then he randomly says "so, I've been thinking and if you were a cat, what would your name be?" and I think for a while and say "tiger lilly" and he laughs and then *poof* I'm a cat.
I then learn that his other cats ...are women like me that he thought were sexy.
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My dreams are weirder by the day. The other day, I had kittens in my sleep.
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yeah
so
anyway
hi.