I pasted these in here from greekchat.com
They were on the forums as drunk chats/songs. So next time you go drinking, how about you join along?
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Heres to honor
I offered her me honor
She honored my offer
And all night long I was on her and off her
So heres to honor, casue its better to be honor than off her.
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Heres to heat
Not the kind that ignites and burns down shanties
But ther kind that excites and brings down panties.
Heres to heat!
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Up to it, down to it
F&#K those who don't do it
We do it cause we're used to it
so Drink Mother F*$ker Drink!
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Here's to being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple.
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Heres to you herers to me
Greeks we shall always be
If we should ever disagree
To hell with you, and heres to me!
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Here's to brother _______, brother _______, brother _______, Here's to brother _______, who's with us tonight.
He's happy, he's jolly, he's horny, by golly!
Here's to brother _______, who's with us tonight!
Sooooooo....
Drink, motherf*cker! Drink, motherf*cker! (repeat until the drink (cup, glass, bottle, can or keg) is finished)
Here's to brother _______, who's with us tonight!
(obviously that is a frat chant)
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If I had a dog that could piss this shit
And I thouight that dog could piss enough of it
I'd tie that dog to the end of my bed
And I suck his d*%& till we both dropped dead.
Ode to Beer!
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Heres to bros and to hos
If you trust a bro before a ho, he'll be with you for life
But trust a ho before that bro and she'll end up your wife.
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Sung to "Auld Lang Syne"
More beer, more beer,
More beer, more beer,
More beer, more beer, more beer,
More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer,
More beer, more beer, more beer!
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Here's to the men that we love,
And here's to the men that love us,
But the men that we love aren't the men who love us,
So to hell with the men, here's to US!
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Here's to the girls who buy all the shoes
They drink all our beer and steal all our booze
They may not have their cherries but that's not a sin
Cause they still have the box, that the cherry came in!
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Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the States,
Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the States,
Oh, they're all in foreign shores, making mothers outta whores,
Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the States!
Oh there are no fighter pilots down in hell,
Oh there are no fighter pilots down in hell,
Oh, the place is full of queers, navigators, bombardiers,
But there are no fighter pilots down in hell!
Oh, a bomber pilot never takes a dare,
Oh, a bomber pilot never takes a dare,
Oh, the autopilot's on, reading novels in the john,
Oh, a bomber pilot never takes a dare!
Oh, there are no fighter pilots up in wing,
Oh, there are no fighter pilots up in wing,
Oh, the place is full of brass, sitting 'round on their fat ass,
Oh, there are no fighter pilots up in wing!
Oh, there are no bomber pilots in the fray,
Oh, there are no bomber pilots in the fray,
Oh, they're all in USOs, wearing womens' fancy clothes,
Oh, there are no bomber pilots in the fray!
Oh, it's naughty, naughty, naughty, but it's nice,
Oh, it's naughty, naughty, naughty, but it's nice,
It'll wreck your reputation, but increase the population,
Oh, it's naughty, naughty, naughty, but it's nice!
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Drink a beer!
Drink a beer!
Drink a beer like a XXX can!
If you can't drink a beer like a XXX can, then what the hell you doin with a beer in your hand?!?!
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AND MY FAVORITE...which I've never heard so I dont think my chapter knows it...but here is to all my KD's that would drink it up with me :)
*dun dun dun* Roni's favorite:
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I'm a drunken Kappa Delta
I love my Tangueray
I drink my Johhny Walker
and Bud Light by the keg
I get drunk on all occasions
I'm as happy as can be
So fill er up
Slam er down
I'm a Kappa Dee!
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So in conclusion....I miss weekends in Rolla...